A
Priest
was
about
to
finish
his
tour
of
duty,
and
was
leaving
his
Mission
in
the
jungle
where
he
has
spent
years
teaching
the
natives
when
he
realizes
that
the
one
thing
he
never
taught
them
was
how
to
speak
English.
So
he
takes
the
chief
for
a
walk
in
the
forest.
He
points
to
a
tree
and
says
to
the
chief,
"This
is
a
tree."
The
chief
looks
at
the
tree
and
grunts,
"Tree."
The
Priest
is
pleased
with
the
response.
They
walk
a
little
further
and
he
points
to
a
rock
and
says,
"This
is
a
rock."
Hearing
this,
the
chief
looks
and
grunts,
"Rock."
The
Priest
was
really
getting
enthusiastic
about
the
results
when
he
hears
a
rustling
in
the
bushes.
As
they
peek
over
the
top,
he
sees
a
couple
of
natives
in
the
midst
of
heavy
sexual
activity.
The
Priest
is
really
flustered
and
quickly
responds,
"Man
riding
a
bike."
The
chief
looks
at
the
couple
briefly,
pulls
out
his
blowgun
and
kills
them
both..
The
Priest
goes
ballistic
and
yells
at
the
chief
that
he
has
spent
years
teaching
the
tribe
how
to
be
civilized
and
be
kind
to
each
other,
so
how
could
he
kill
these
people
in
cold
blood
that
way?
The
chief
replied,
"My
bike."
